Sunday, April 9, 2006

"Voyeur Beach" review


Voyeur Beach (2002)
AKA Watchful Eye

Directed by Robert Kubilos
Writing credits Eric Mittleman

Renee Rea.... Shannon
Julie Cialini.... Amber
Nikki Fairchild.... Brooke
Melissa Barmes.... Chloe

A hot blonde moves into a big house on voyeur beach. The house is wired with cameras so that the resident pervert can spy on them and make some cash. The girls party, swim naked and generally perform for the camera. Soon the party will come crashing down as murder and mayhem supersedes the sex. We all lose when that happens.

"Voyeur Beach" is lame. For some inexplicable reason, the filmmakers were more concerned with propelling the plot forward than lingering on the sex scenes. The truly sad part is that the sex scenes weren't even worth lingering on. None of the girls stood out in this one. They all had quick two minute sex scenes and then it was back to uncovering the mystery of voyeur beach.

The true mystery is why the filmmakers even bothered making this movie. If they weren't interested in filming sex scenes, what possessed them to make a sex flick? Ahh whatever. Yet another wasted late night for me. Don't let it happen to you too. Avoid this one.

SCORE: 1 out of 4 for not enough voyeuring on voyeur beach

Are we being watched? Anybody out there? Heeeelllllooooo???

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