"Invasion of the Bee Girls" review

Invasion of the Bee Girls (1973)

Directed by Denis Sanders
Writing credits Nicholas Meyer Sylvia Schneble

William Smith.... Agent Neil Agar
Anitra Ford.... Dr. Susan Harris
Victoria Vetri.... Julie Zorn
Cliff Osmond.... Capt. Jim Peters

The people of this movie are not bright. You'd think they would notice the women who wear giant sunglasses day and night as something out of the ordinary. Where did these glasses come from? Not once does anyone mention how odd it seems that all the female scientists and the male scientists wives are wearing gigantic sunglasses. This was the clue people! "They'll love the very life out of your body!!"

So the Bee Girls don't really invade since they are already there. They get transformed into Stepford Bee girls. Only this time not to be subservient to their men but to mate and mate until you croak. It sounds a lot better than it is. Ok, so it had naked breasts. There was a brief kiss between the bee babes. (Nice.). But overall it was pretty ho-hum. Also, the lighting was terrible! Many a good breast shot was ruined by placing the action in pitch dark. Lights! Dang it! We're missing the best part!

SCORE: 1.5 out of 4 Stepford Bee babes