"Decoys" review

Decoys (2004)

Directed by Matthew Hastings
Writing credits Tom Berry Matthew Hastings

Corey Sevier.... Luke
Stefanie von Pfetten.... Lilly
Kim Poirier.... Constance
Elias Toufexis.... Roger
Meghan Ory.... Alex

Even monsters from outer space know how to get what they want from dimwitted Earthlings. "We must be blonde! Get in the mothership! We're going to Canada!" The college guys cannot resist their intergalactic blonde power. It's like staring into the sun. You're blinded by the light.

I've often thought that any horror/sci-fi/comedy/whatever movie set in a sorority house must be good on some level. "Decoys" is a winner. Here's the movie: Hot alien blondes seduce morons. Is there really anymore to say? I had a good time. I especially liked the line the hero threw on one of the alien babes. She pleads for her life and the hero asks her, "You're from Orion? How about O FRYING?!!!!" Let's just say he melts her heart and other important organs.

SCORE: 2.5 out of 4 blonde decoys

Can't resist the decoys much longer...

Intergalactic blonde power sucking me in...

Don't care if they're aliens...