Sunday, November 5, 2006

"Midnight Tease" review

Midnight Tease (1994)

Directed by Scott P. Levy
Writing credits Daniella Purcell

Lisa Boyle .... Samantha (as Cassandra Leigh)
Justin Carroll .... Dr. Saul (as Edmund Halley)
Rachel Reed .... Amy
Stephanie Champlin .... Tiffany (as Stephanie Sumers)
Ashlie Rhey .... Mantra (as Ashley Riley)

"Midnight Tease" just might be the greatest stripper movie of all time. Before your brain is even aware that you've started the movie, there will be naked breasts dancing in front of your eyes. "Midnight Tease" does not waste time. Oh, you say you wanted a stripper movie? Bingo. You got it.

Cassandra Leigh, (Lisa Boyle), might also be the greatest stripper of all time. "Midnight Tease" shows off her unmatched stripping power. I can't decide which stripping scene I liked better. Was it the little girl outfit stripping scene, (complete with over-sized lollipop), or the bride and groom dominatrix scene? Decisions, decisions...

"Midnight Tease" is about strippers stripping. There's some story about insanity, nightmares, abuse and murdered strippers but its all just filler until the next naked stripper. Each girl gets to have a three to five minute stripping scene complete with costume and theme music. Wait till you hear the song blasting over the cop stripping scene. "Say hello to Officer Pretty…From the Precinct of Lust!" This party is on.

SCORE: 2 out of 4 strippers stripping

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